0.031 It's got a Class 2 bean situation, Dan's fruit fly menagerie, professional misconduct in the service industry, and an improbably well-proportioned superfluous penis

October 06, 2018 02:05:47
0.031 It's got a Class 2 bean situation, Dan's fruit fly menagerie, professional misconduct in the service industry, and an improbably well-proportioned superfluous penis
It's Got Everything
0.031 It's got a Class 2 bean situation, Dan's fruit fly menagerie, professional misconduct in the service industry, and an improbably well-proportioned superfluous penis

Oct 06 2018 | 02:05:47

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Show Notes

In which an unusually sedate group discusses Dan's successful fruit fly trap, confusion about whether and what people do with ground up ants, tales of whackiness and woe on DC-area public transit, advice on the ups and downs of inbreeding, bizarre actions by restaurant employees, the coming of the jellyfish, and the unhappy reality of having multiple genitals.  Also, Dan's new character and Jesse's average-sized bit. Theme music by 11 Acorn Lane.  Visit www.itsgoteverything.com to learn more and maybe buy something?  We are keen to earn some cash.

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