It's Got Everything

The It's Got Everything Podcast is your real-world example of what podcasts oughtn't be. Poorly planned, lacking coherent topics or structure, and largely focused on the ramblings of middle-aged white upper-middle-class males. You are much ...more

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July 14, 2018 00:07:18
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0.019 It's got alternative monopolies and, like, verbal crutches

In which Patrick and Jesse regale Jimmy with tales of Monopoly, while revealing their reliance on a particularly gnarly verbal crutch.

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July 14, 2018 00:26:43
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0.018 It's got the updating of an old tune against the perceived wishes of an absent Dan

In which Mike works on updating an original song from the mid-oughts while presuming what ex-band member Dan would think about the changes.

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July 14, 2018 00:02:57
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0.017 It's got what's his name Trump and her Majesty the Queen

In which Jesse and Patrick inquire as to the relative merits of the Queen permitting an audience with Donald Trump, while a disinterested Mike...

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July 14, 2018 00:11:55
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0.016 It's got dead squirrels, Confederate battle strategy, and the cyclical resurgence of white racism

In which Jesse, Patrick, and Mike interrogate the use of tradition as a cover for latent racism, and ways in which the first civil...

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July 14, 2018 00:09:54
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0.015 It's got Jimmy Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and those Pandora bastards

In which Jesse deliberates foundational contrasts between mentor and mentee styles, while a newly energetic Mike employs erratic microphone technique to its fullest effect.

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July 14, 2018 00:07:14
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0.014 It's got European trainscapes and the five dollar penis show

In which Jesse and Patrick consider the pluses and minuses to spontaneous (paid) penile exhibitionism, then segue into a comparison of U.S. and European...

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